Stalkers...

So, most of you probably saw my Facebook status regarding love songs of today...and I guess not just of today, but songs of late are going to be my main focus...

So for about the past 5 or 10 years, I've noticed a very disturbing trend among pop "love" songs...EVERYONE THAT WRITES A LOVE SONG IS A FREAKIN' STALKER!!! The latest one I've heard is by some Gaga Girl called Paparazzi. The chorus you ask? "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me". Ho...ly...shit. You're going to follow me around until I love you? I'm sorry, are you a paparazzi photographer or are you a F***ING STALKER?!?! Don't follow me woman. Don't follow anyone. I'm pretty sure I got your name wrong but I saw pictures of you at the MTV Video Awards and I think if anyone ever sees you following them they're going to shoot-to-kill...I know I would.

The worst part about these songs is that this ISN'T THE WORST ONE! There is a minor debate about what could possibly the worst "stalker" song of all time. There are the old timers of the world that defend songs such as "I'll Never Stop Loving You" by Doris Day and "Little Darlin'" by The Diamonds (oh come on..."Little darlin' oh where are you"?!?!)....and to those people, I say hold true to your beliefs...you know why? Because the songs of this generation are F***ED UP! Let's for one second forget about the Gaga Lady and talk about Clay Aiken..."If I was invisible then I could just watch you in your room"...duuuuude...whaaaaaaat?!?!?!?! Who was the stupid jack-ass that let that guy believe that singing about hiding and watching someone in their room was ok?!?!?! Think about it!! There is no "I love you " undertone to that song!!! He's a psycho!! He wants to watch you in your room while he's invisible!! What the hell is he doing there?! I sure as shit don't recall that big black guy on American Idol singing crap like that!!

"Now everybody from the 313, put your motherf***ing hands up and follow me....everybody from the 313 put your motherf***ing hands up..."

Moving on to the next song that no woman in the world should ever want dedicated to them...Enrique freakin' Iglesias-you know, the son of the ever popular Julio-singing the absolute epitome of stalker songs. How many remember this: "You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love". Ok, so let me get this straight...you love me, but no matter how fast I run away from you, or change my name to avoid you, I can't escape you because you're out of your damn mind...ok, got it. Thanks for that. Remind me to avoid further contact with latino men that can't sing but make money off of their father's name. PSYCHO!!!

What is it with songs today? And why do people attack rap or rock? Shit, at least their saying straight out what they're thinking! Rappers sing about "raping a ho"...I'm not saying I agree with it but at least they're being honest. Rockers sing about "snortin' the coke and blowin' shit up"...again, not my idea of a good time, however, at least they're being honest. These pop stars aren't being honest!! They're claiming that they're stating "I love you" when what they're really saying is "I'm out of my freakin' mind and if I can't have you, no one will". Come on people!! They're insane!!

That and Clay Aiken should be bitch slapped from here to next Wednesday...I really hate that guy.

Take is as you will...peace.