You know what bothers me the most about America today? Sure, there are lot of things you could talk about. Poverty, unemployment, healthcare, tuition costs…it’s all bad. But the worst thing? The absolute WORST thing!! These fucking people that think they deserve something for nothing. Now, I’m not talking about welfare. I’m not talking about refugee support or illegal alien support and any other crap this country has fucked itself into. I’m talking about Lawsuit Larry. Those fucking people that have no idea what personal accountability means. They walk into Walmart, pick up a pot off the shelf to look at it, lose their grip, drop on their foot breaking a toe, and then sue Walmart for it. They dropped it on their own fucking foot and are now suing Walmart because somehow Walmart was responsible for their fucking fat, sweaty, tobacco covered, McDonald’s fries grease ridden hands losing their fucking grip on a pot. You fucking asshole.
There’s nothing left in this country when some cock can sue Red Bull because it didn’t actually give him wings and a court of law proceeded with it. We’re living in a country that the rest of world hates, not because we’re full of ourselves, or fat, or lazy (well, maybe a little because we’re lazy) but because we’re whiney little fucktards that feel so entitled to get something for doing absolutely nothing that if ANY one dares to say the word “no” to us, we’ll go whine and cry to anyone that will fucking listen. News outlets. Social media. Lawyers. I used to hate lawyers. I thought they were the scum of the earth for some of the things they do. But then I realized; it’s not their fault. That’s their job. It’s their fucking clients’ fault. These fucking people that just can’t seem to get a grip and accept that something could POSSIBLY be their fault. These people that suddenly whine and cry to anyone that will listen when they fell over their own nine inch, platform, knee-high boots on a dry concrete floor. It couldn’t possibly be their fault, it MUST be the fault of company that clearly does a good job of maintaining a clean and dry floor that you couldn’t figure out how to fucking walk on. God forbid someone tells this “patron” that it was her fault. She might get offended and give a shit Yelp review because she fell on her ass.
Hey look, I’m all for corporate accountability. If it’s their fault, then it’s their fault. But how about some personal accountability, too. The fact that I have to suffer through commercial after commercial after commercial for personal injury lawyers makes me want to stab myself in the fucking face. “Did your doctor try to save your life? SUE HIM!” Christ, this country is just full of entitled little fairies. Hell, I’ll probably get sued for writing this. Some fuckass will get offended because he sued someone sometime about something and he feels I was talking directly to him when I said “whiney little fucktard”. You know what, pal? I was. Take it and shove it in your prissy little ass.
Fuckers.
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