On July 26, 2009 an accident occured on the New York Taconic State Parkway. A woman named Diane Schuler drove a mini-van owned by her brother the wrong way down the parkway at 85 miles an hour and killed herself and seven other people, including her daughter, Erin (2 years old), and nieces, Emma (8), Alyson (7), and Kate (5). Toxicology reports released days after the incident revealed that Diane Schuler was well beyond the legal limit for alcohol in her system, and also high at the time of the accident. A half drank bottle of alcohol was also found in the mini-van after the crash, which authorities stated explained the elevated alcohol levels in Ms. Schuler.
Fast forward to present day. Diane Schuler's husband, Daniel, has decided that it wasn't his wife's fault that the accident took place and has decided to sue the State of New York for negligence because he believes the state ""failed to properly mark and/or delineate the appropriate lanes" that would have prevented his wife from driving on the wrong side of the road. Mr. Schuler has also filed a separate lawsuit against his brother-in-law (who, remember, lost three kids of his own) because his brother-in-law owned the mini-van that Ms. Schuler was driving at the time of the accident. I guess somehow, it was the mini-van's fault, too.
Mr. Schuler...ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! What are you, retahded?!?! Your wife killed 8 people including herself, one of your kids, and three of your nieces and you're blaming everyone on the planet BUT HER?!?! She was drunk and high you dumb bastard!!!! She wasn't the perfect angel you're trying to portray her to be! She was a bitch that drank, smoked, drove and killed kids and complete strangers! Get your head out of your ass and start blaming the person that deserves it!
This is exactly what's wrong with this country. Its EXACTLY what's wrong with this country. No one ever wants to take the blame for being ignorant dick heads.
A woman walks into a coffee shop, orders a HOT COFFEE...dumps it on herself while she's driving and WINS HER LAWSUIT AGAINST THE COFFEE SHOP!! Her claim? She was surprised it was actually hot. WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!
A man realizes that he is grossly obese. Suddenly he realizes that he's been going to McDonald's for two of the three meals a day, every day, for years. Is it his fault? NO!! Of course not!! He sues McDonald's and WINS!!! His claim? "They never explained to me what I was eating". What? Did you...did you really just say that? DID YOU THINK MCDONALD'S WAS HEALTHY YOU BIG DUMB BITCH?!?!
You freaking people knew exactly what you were doing all along. The people of this country need to start taking blame for their own f*ck ups and stop blaming everyone else for the fact that their laps are burned, or they're fat shits, or *gasp*...they have cancer from smoking for 30 YEARS!!! Its not the tobacco company's fault!! Its yours!! You picked up the cigarettes! You smoked three packs a day!! ITS YOUR FAULT!!! Its as much the tobacco company's fault, or McDonald's fault, or the coffee shop's fault, or the state of New York's fault as it is my shoe's fault. Oop, careful Jeff...your shoe will be sued next.
A woman once sued a television network because the weather person on the nightly news was wrong about the weather (oh, big shocker there) and she caught a cold. She won. DUMB ASS!
A man once filed a lawsuit against Anheuser-Busch for false advertising. His claim was that drinking their beer did not actually make girls in bikinis flock to his side. DUMB ASS!
A family once sued Coca-Cola because one of their relatives was killed while trying to steal a can of Coke by rocking a soda vending machine. The machine fell on him. DUMB ASS!
A man once sued the driver of a vehicle because the driver hit him and he claimed that the "rear-end collision" turned him gay. He won his case. DUMB ASS!
A woman once hit a snowmobile and killed the driver. The police said that she was NOT at fault for the accident because the snowmobile driver had darted out in front of her. The woman then sued the widow of the snowmobile driver for pain and suffering of watching the widow's husband die. DUMB ASS!
Stop the madness, grow up, take the damn blame.
Peace.
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