That awkward moment when...
...you realize your daughter doesn't care how short her shorts are.
...you realize you enjoy using hair conditioner and a "lufa".
...you realize the department store girl folding shirts saw you put all those clothes back on the wrong rack.
...you realize you weren't alone in the men's room when you let out the kind of fart that could end a marriage.
...you realize you're probably going to have to get a tatto of the team you hate because in your ignorance to realize your team isn't unbeatable you made a stupid bet with your sister.
...you realize you never actually "win" a game of solitaire because you're only playing yourself.
...you realize saying "That's what she said..." when your 8 year old says something probably wasn't the best idea.
...you realize, in an empty men's room, the weird, smelly guy that just walked in chose the urinal right next to you and is now staring.
...you realize you just sent a "sext" to your mom.
...you realize that by trying to read that girl's shirt, everyone around you now thinks you were blatantly staring at her boobs.
...you realize everyone is now listening to that one song on your iPod that no one was ever supposed to know you liked.
...you realize you just said "you too" when someone says, "happy birthday".
...you realize you just became "that guy".
...you realize your girlfriend has a hair appointment so when you get home you compliment her new hair style, but she canceled the appointment.
...you realize the guy you were messing with while driving down the street is now out of his car and three times the size of you.
...you realize the batteries in your tv remote are probably dead but you might get one more channel change if you just hit the button harder.
...you realize Pitbull calls himself Mr. Worldwide after arguing for an hour that "the song ISN'T Pitbull!!! It's by some guy Mr. Worldwide!!!!"
...you realize RuPaul is a guy.
...you realize the person you've been talking about for 10 minutes is standing behind you.
We've all been there...peace.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
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