Apathy...

**WARNING!!! If you enjoy reality tv shows, you may not enjoy this blog entry!!!**



...But I don't really care...



People with a sick pension to watch every single reality show on tv should be shot. If you enjoy reality tv...that's one thing and its bad enough, but if you literally plan your week around every reality show on every station, you may want to consider counseling. From Real World to Hell's Kitchen to Survivor to Surreal Life to Rock of Love to Intervention to that new piece of crap that focuses mainly on celebrities with drug problems....what in the hell?!?! Is there really no enjoyment left in fiction?! They've officially done a reality tv show on every aspect of life that can possibly be done!!! THEY'VE EVEN MADE SEQUELS TO THESE CRAPPY VERSIONS OF REAL LIFE!!!



I have some advice for the reality tv junkies.......GET A LIFE!!! Your life cannot honestly be that bad that you have to watch other people's crumble!!



In lies my solution.......ready? Here we go:



Turn on the tv...go ahead, I'll wait...



Ok, now turn on some reality tv show based on the overweight celebrities of the eighties...it can't be that hard to find, there are about 37 of them...now, the next time one of the celebrities starts whining about how difficult their life has been because they made millions of dollars and pissed it all away on cigarettes and Twinkies, I want you to close your eyes...take a deep breath...and scream, "I............DON'T...............CARE!!!!"



I DON'T CARE!!! I DON'T CARE!!! I DON'T CARE!!! Who in the hell cares about this shit?!?! These people had it all and its their fault that they're in the position that they're in!!!



Dustin Diamond (yes folks, Screech) made his millions on one of the dumbest shows in tv history. It was fiction, it was corny, it had probably some of the worst plot lines in tv history, but everyone watched it. Everyone enjoyed it. Well.........Screech lost it all. I saw Screech on tv in some telethon in an effort to keep his house. This, of course, was shortly before he was seen on VH1 on that overweight celebrity show in which he damn near got his ass kicked by some real life drill sergeant. Screech..............I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR MILLION DOLLAR MANSION BECAUSE YOU PISSED AWAY YOUR FORTUNE ON STUPID SHIT!!! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR WHINING ABOUT IT EITHER!!!



I don't care about the problems that these people have!!! Shit if I drive down the street and the guy in front of me blows a tire and has to pull over to change it...I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS TIRE!!! WHY IN THE F**K SHOULD I CARE ABOUT SOME WHINEY LITTLE CELEBRITY THAT LIKES TO GET HIGH ON WHIPPED CREAM GAS AND PAINT THINNER BECAUSE HIS CAREER HAS GONE NOWHERE?!?!?!



Now I tried watching some of the reality shows of history. I watched an episode of Survivor...and once I realized that all the producers of the show cared about was the gay guy that just wanted to walk around naked collecting fire wood....I changed the damn station!!! WHO CARES?!?!?! I tried an episode of the Real World. Then, as far as I could tell, all that was happening was some cowboy decided he didn't like the black girl of the house, so....I changed the damn station!!! WHO CARES?!?!?! American Idol..........oh don't even get me started on this shit show.......Simon needs a boot to the face.......English prick. And what the hell is up with the black guy? I don't think one person comes through that he doesn't call "dog".....oops, sorry....."dawg". WHO CARES?!?!?!



Reality shows suck. But I'm going to jump on the band wagon and I'm going to write my own. I'm going to come up with my own reality tv show and all I'm going to do is get six people to live in a house together and I'm going to pay them to fight. That's all they're going to do. Fight. There aren't going to be any challenges, there aren't going to be any prizes, there aren't going to be any goals. They're going to wake up in the morning, eat, fight, drink, and go to sleep. And its going to be called "Six Fat, Drugged-Out Snapper Heads That No One Gives a Crap About But They Fight A Lot So People Watch Anyway". And you know what? YOU'LL ALL WATCH!!!! Why?!?! WHO THE HELL KNOWS?!?! BUT YOU WILL!!!



F**king reality shows. Bring back A-Team...





Peace.